The sad truth about making analogies whilst on tranquillisers

Times when it occurs to you that you might be marrying the wrong person...

Why Mr. Darcy couldn't have been a hamster...

How to make friends and influence people

Woah there Fred Phelps

Don't speak to soon.

When your indie cred begins to wain

Now listen chuck, we are a bit worried...

You aren't as funny as you think you are

Check out those pouches.

soup for beginners

Relationship counselling: role playing

How not to approach someone you don't know for a favour.

Have you been eating all the orange segments out the potpourri?

In Vogue

procrastination as an art form

Getting my mullet on

Fraud for beginners

Finally the grand national losers are brought to justice

What is your little bastard *cough* i mean son like at home?

Sgt Peterson

No chips, but still no see-saw.

When sarcasm is the only option...

Times when you should just say "yes, fine thank you".

Psst...

Election Day Ultimatum

The D.P.L.A strike at at the "pet time" detention centre

Look with your eyes not with your FINGER

Prank war

look i got an ear ring

name and rank